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(Source: majesticmattsmith)
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I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID
BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK
YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY “OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK” WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?
YEAH THAT’S IT
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHY THIS DOESNT HAVE 1,000 NOTES BY NOW THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
it may also have something to do with starfish not having brains
no youre wrong
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(Source: moshshit)
literature meme ∙ prose ∙ the waves (virginia woolf)
“There is, then, a world immune from change. But I am not composed enough, standing on tiptoe on the verge of fire, still scorched by the hot breath, afraid of the door opening and the leap of the tiger, to make even one sentence. What I say is perpetually contradicted. Each time the door opens I am interrupted. I am not yet twenty-one. I am to be broken. I am to be derided all my life. I am to be cast up and down among these men and women, with their twitching faces, with their lying tongues, like a cork on a rough sea. Like a ribbon of weed I am flung far every time the door opens. I am the foam that sweeps and fills the uttermost rims of the rocks with whiteness; I am also a girl, here in this room.”
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Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
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school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
